Thursday, September 28, 2006

Cha-ching!


Not only is tomorrow Friday... but it's PAYDAY! And "payday" takes on a whole new meaning when you only get paid ONCE A MONTH. That's right... Makes things a bit more challenging to budget, indeed (and unfortunately, budgeting is one art that I still have not quite perfected... though one has to much more, in this "cash society" of Japan!) Anyway, I am definitely glad when the last school day of the month rolls around and I get the call from the office to come down and pick up my fat envelope of cash.. no direct deposit here! (Though I personally take it straight to the bank, at which time I transfer a good chunk of it home to pay bills/loans there, pay my rent electronically, and the rest is mine for the month.) Anyway, it's a good thing payday has rolled around again because I am down to exactly what is shown here... 190 yen ($1.50) which is just about enough for the two cups of coffee I need on Friday mornings at school... from the vending machine, of course!

I feel the earth... move... under my feet

I realize it's been quite a while since my last post, so I just wanted to give a little update & let you all know that I am still alive and well. I survived the typhoon mentioned in my last post (it actually just turned out to be a lot of wind, and not so much rain, by the time it hit where I am.) The Japanese always seem to make the typhoons into a bigger deal than they actually are, but it's probably better than the alternative... Yesterday morning at 7:03, though, there was a little earthquake (5.2 on the Richter, but the epicenter was pretty far away from here) that I felt while eating my breakfast. I will probably never get used to that sensation, no matter how long I live here. I've probably felt close to ten different earthquakes in the 2 years and 2 months that I've lived in Japan, but only one was somewhat serious (and the funny thing is that I was visiting Korea from Japan at the time, and that earthquake was actually in Japan!) so it has kind of become a natural part of daily life here, as well, I guess....
The rock star days are long over along with the fun of the festival (although I DO have a new nickname from the students, "Kim Jovi") and it's back to the grind of teaching and little sleep. I haven't been feeling so well for the past week, which is one reason I haven't posted. I've been really tired and have had a sore throat and swollen glands on & off for the past six weeks. I went to the doctor but he said it was just a cold so he gave me some powder-version antibiotics that just irritate my throat more when going down (give me a caplet anytime!) and I'm still not well. I'm almost certain that what I have is more than a cold so I might have to visit an ENT. In Japan, most people just go to specialists instead of general family doctors- without being referred. (Which may be kind of a waste of time if you pick the wrong specialist!)
Weather-wise, it has been cool here in the mornings, which I love. It actually feels like fall when I ride my bike to school at 8:00. I love that crispness in the air... But then, about an hour later, that crispness turns to sweat as the humidity returns, and by lunchtime, the air-conditioners are on again. Blech. I am still in summer-wardrobe mode, which means a short sleeve shirt and a skirt and no socks or nylons.
As far as school, it's almost exam time again (when aren't these students taking exams?! The difference from American schools is that there are no random "tests" or "quizzes" for each individual class. There are only exams that everyone takes at the same time.) Anyway, I am busy writing questions and recording the listening part for the Oral Communications Mid-Term.
In class, though, we have been talking about one of my favorite subjects (Shopping!) and we started out with a group interview about shopping habits (favorite store, how often you shop, etc.) One of the questions was, "Are you an impulsive shopper?" "Yes, I am!"
Tomorrow I have a "bowling party" with teachers from my second school, since teachers from my main school never do anything fun outside work. Bowling in Japan is always interesting and believe it or not, the shoes are just as ugly here. (You'd think the Japanese would be more fashionable... but maybe it's to keep the American spirit of the game!) The Japanese spin on bowling shoes, though, is is that you can actually rent them out of a vending machine here....

Sunday, September 17, 2006

School of Rock




Our School Festival began on Friday afternoon, and I had SO many students come up to me and ask about my performance the next day. I couldn't figure out how they all seemed to know about it until I saw the posters that were up around the school, highlighting me as the special guest. That was when I started to get pretty nervous. But when I saw the program and our songs listed, it helped me realize why they had probably asked me to begin with... not because I'm that great of a singer! They probably didn't want the songs to come out as "Livin on a Player" (as listed here in the program!) or "It's my Rife." (The ever-present "R/L" challenge.... it is actually the same sound in Japanese, not two distinct sounds like in English.) I woke up on Saturday morning with a sore throat. So I did what most professional singers do... a few shots of whiskey before the big performance. (Not really... although I actually DID have a roommate in London who did that before a big solo performance at her church!) I drank some herbal tea, had some losenges, and downed a LOT of water. Fortunately, rock music is supposed to sound a little raspy. And at 10 in the morning at my conservative high school, a band by the name of Michigan started rocking...




My nerves were gone immediately because it was almost like a real concert. Meaning that it was DARK and I couldn't see much out into the audience (except for the students who were moshing up front!) and it was HOT and SWEATY as it was a small room with lots of people packed in. I nearly forgot I was at school and technically getting paid! After our first song, I introduced the band members and worked the audience a little. I surprisingly had a lot of fun up there, and there was some really great energy in the audience. (That is what the Japanese call "high-tension," which is a very positive thing, unlike the English meaning.) Three of my friends (Nancy, Dave, and Mako) came to watch and it was great to have their support & see them rocking in the audience, too!



The boys in the band also surprised me with a bouquet of flowers to thank me for being the special guesto, so I was quite touched.
The next bands were also very "high-tension," and I was really impressed by the talent of these students. They rotated bands, and some of them played guitar in one, drums in the next, and sang in yet another.
Can you catch the sign in the background? My friends and I weren't sure about the meaning of "Live of Fantasist," and we didn't THINK the smaller phrase under it, "Rock turns me on!", meant what we think it meant, but that is the beauty of "Engrish" in Japan. Sometimes it makes absolutely no sense or has a completely ironic or just downright inappropriate meaning, given the situation. (This calls to mind an older Japanese man walking around with "HOOKER" in big letters on his t-shirt, or cute little Japanese girls with "Shooting is the way to being free" written on their backpacks.)

Nancy, Dave, and I walked around the school to check out the other parts of the festival. We had free "bubble tea" (made from tapioca balls, which is very popular in Asia) at one of the student cafes, saw the art club`s exhibition, played random games testing our skills at things like picking up beans with chopsticks, visited the biology club`s "Aquarium," a haunted house, photo gallery of student life, a post office for the school, and the other creative and zany things students had turned their classrooms into.

The girls in the English club had been putting out a few different bowls of sweets every hour, but it was always gone within a short time, despite the fact we stressed it should only be one piece per person! Anyway, it seemed to be a popular place, too.
Overall, it was a very memorable School Festival, especially since I sadly know it will be my last...
I apologize if this post looks different. Unfortunately, my Dell notebook is having problems again (after just having had it repaired when I was home and spending a LOT of money) so I am using my new Mac and having to write a lot of the HTML myself. That's the good thing about having two computers, I guess! Believe it or not, at the moment, there is a TYPHOON raging outside. This is typhoon season in Japan, and we get a lot of them in this part of the country. They`re usually just a lot of wind and rain, but I heard 9 people have died from this one so far. All of the trains, planes and buses have stopped, and there are winds of up to 200 km/hr (120 mph) so it IS a little bit scary... The electricity went off twice earlier (but came back after less than a minute both times) but I still think it might be best for me to get off the computer so I don't risk frying another one!
"Livin` on a Player," indeed!

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Forget Janitors! Let's SOJI

School janitors are nonexistent in Japan. So who cleans the school? You got it: THE STUDENTS! Not only is the school "creaning time" a group activity, (as everything is in Asia) but it is also a way for students to take more responsibility and pride in their schools. Would this ever fly in American schools? Highly doubtful, but there are definitely some good things about it. Kind of like school uniforms. Or maybe I've just been here too long....

At first, (two years ago, in fact) I found "cleaning time" to be very strange. I didn't know what was happening when a group of students came into the teachers room after lunch and started emptying out the little trash containers by our desks and sweeping up the floor. I thought maybe they were in trouble and this was their punishment or something. That's how cleaning usually feels to me, anyway!

But then, the "genki" (high-energy) cleaning music started. I looked out the door and realized that other students were cleaning the hallways, classrooms, bathrooms, and even outside. This is what is known as SOJI ("Cleaning time") in Japanese. "SOJI" time is amazingly planned out and efficient, like everything is in Japan. Certain classes are designated to certain places all around the school and school property, and homeroom teachers "rotate" their students' schedules so they're not cleaning in one place the whole year long.

Every day after lunchtime ends, the bell rings and students go to their SOJI spots. Like Pavlov's dogs, when the music starts, they know what to do. They roll up their sleeves and they clean. They sweep, they scrub, they erase every last bit of chalk off of the board. (By the way, not every school has their cleaning time after lunch. At my friend's school, it's at the end of the day, which almost makes more sense.) This phenomenon goes on in every school across Japan, from elementary to high school. And the kids learn how to clean, because in Japan there is only ONE proper way to do everything. (Sense a little underlying frustration on this point? Right you are, but more on that later...)

Sure, the students fool around and talk with their friends during SOJI. In fact, it IS kind of a social time. But at the same time, they know what they are supposed to be doing, and they do it. And the teachers (who are mainly supervising, but usually cleaning, too) have every right to scold them if they've missed a spot...

When I first came to my school, I just helped the students who were cleaning up in the teachers room because no one had told me where else to go. When the next school year began in April, I was "assigned" with another English teacher to supervise the cleaning of two girls bathrooms (kind of a joke if they could see my own bathroom!) As you can see, it mostly turned into a time for chatting with the girls who came there to clean. And hey, they learned some good "cleaning" expressions like "mop," "dustpan" and "Gross! A fingernail!"

Since April of this year, I have been cleaning the classroom with a different English teacher and her homeroom students. Cleaning the classroom is quite a procedure, let me tell you... First the students move all the desks to one side of the room, sweep up the floor, and then get down on their hands and knees and clean the hardwood floors with a cloth. Then they move all the desks to the other side of the room and do the same thing over again.

A friend of mine, Jamie, who's a junior high school ALT, got creative in his boredom last winter and talked the Student Council kids at his school into helping him make a video called "Time of The Soji," sung in karaoke version with his own lyrics to a song I'm sure all of you will recognize... It's YouTube quality, and it definitely shows the spirit of cleaning time in Japan. Please enjoy! http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1167660123204589634&q=soji

Monday, September 11, 2006

It's "Internationalization," baby!

Monday is the day I have E.S.S. (English Speaking Society) Club after school. It's a small club with only about 10 students- all girls- and we usually just meet to chat, discuss cultural differences between Japan and the U.S., watch movies (in English, with English subtitles) on my laptop, or listen to English songs. Unfortunately, we are kind of limited to a corner of the library, which means we can't get too loud or have any food or drinks. Of course, there are ways around that called "field trips," technically not allowed, but I don't mind bending the rules sometimes for the sake of "Internationalization" (actually part of my job, as outlined in my contract!) Have you ever sung karaoke in English? What, you've never tried Mexican food? Well, let's go!

Every year for the School Festival, our club is given a portion of a hallway to display some aspect of the English-speaking world. Last year, we had an "American holidays" poster presentation, which explained the significance, history, and events surrounding the 6 "major" holidays, (Do you know what they are?) complete with decorated Easter eggs and ORANGE jack-0-lanterns... Most pumpkins in Japan are green, but we special-ordered from Hokkaido. (Aren't you proud, Melinda? I made sure the Halloween spirit was alive and well in Japan!)


This year, the E.S.S. students decided they wanted to do a presentation about "Sweets from Around the World." We were given 5000 yen (about $45) to spend as we like for the festival, so two of the girls and I went downtown to buy some treats after school.... Of course, everything we buy has to be individually wrapped if we're giving it out, so we found some mini Toblerone (Switzerland), Haribo gummy bears (Germany), Cadbury (England) and lots of American snacks from one of the department stores that carries foreign foods. Hershey Kisses, Combos, Bubble Tape... how's that for American? Well, how about Pop Rocks? Here Hiro and Risa are trying to contain their excitement from the sugar-coated exploding phenomenon occuring in their mouths. They thought the Pop Rocks were a bit weird (and they do have a point) but it was all in the name of cultural awareness. American "pop" culture at its best (pardon the pun). Besides, if you could see some of the strange foods that Japanese people make ME try.. you'd know it's only fair!

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Back to School... Part 2

Well... what better way to welcome students back to school for this fall semester than with EXAMS in all their subjects? (How else can you measure what they learned from their SUMMER VACATION HOMEWORK?!)

I started the week off on Monday by helping mark the 420 exams. (Fortunately, there are five English teachers who teach the same grade, so we divide the exams into parts and mark just our part of the exams for all ten classes. A bit of a different system, but it's all about cooperation & teamwork here!)

I started teaching again on Tuesday. I teach "Conversational English" to the first year students (sophomores), which means that I teach the same lesson ten times. Hopefully it's a lesson I like because it's hard to be remain enthusiastic about anything by the 7th or 8th time you do it. It has been made clear to me from the start that my classes have to be mostly academic in nature, which means we don't play too many games in class and instead have to use the textbook for at least part of the lesson. Since I think they get enough grammar in their other classes, I TRY to make lessons that are both practical and fun, because I don't really think they consider learning English to be "fun". It's just one more thing they have to "cram in" for the entrance exams.

Luckily, the classrooms are air-conditioned, because it's still pretty darn hot outside... like, 32 degrees celcius (or 9o degrees F for those of you who are not metrically inclined!)

So, my lesson this week was about holidays and festivals, since my high school's School Festival is coming up next week. We then talked about the different names of Japanese national holidays in English. They actually have about 15 national holidays in a year, which I think is about twice as many as in the U.S. (but they definitely need the time off!) I also started to tell students (through a listening exercise) about Homecoming & Spirit Week in America, since it is the closest thing we to their School Festival that we have in American high schools.

Speaking of the upcoming School Festival... My high school has a Rock Music Club, and some of the boys in the club came up to me a few months ago and told me they would be playing some Bon Jovi... and that they needed a vocalist. Would I be interested? Like, totally! (I've become a bit of a "Karaoke Addict" since coming to Japan, if you didn't know.... and haven't we all secretly wanted to be rock stars?) Don't think my students realize how old some of Bon Jovi's music is... probably about as old as them!

I saw the preliminary program for the School Festival, and found my name as "Ms. K, Guesto" right alongside of the band "name"..... MICHIGAN, of course!

Being a rock star is not as easy as it sounds. And it's definitely not as easy as karaoke where you can follow the words on the screen. Anyway, I practiced with the boys a few times after school this week. The music, as loud as it is, has actually been kind of a stress-reliever for me. It definitely doesn't fit in with the conservative image of our school. It's been fun to get to know those students outside of the classroom, too, since they aren't typically the ones who are the most involved in class... they're too cool for that! Music is definitely an "international language," though... and they're so impressed that I knew some Eric Clapton, CCR, and Green Day, too, since they're not exactly big in Japan.

Anyway, my throat has been a little sore from teaching and belting out "It's my Life" all this week, but MICHIGAN will be ready to rock for the fans next weekend! WOOOOOOOOOO!

Monday, September 04, 2006

Back to School... Part 1


This time of year has somewhat of a different meaning in Japan than it does in the U.S., since the start of the school year was actually back in April. Not only that, but the students' "summer vacation" was only about three weeks, so it hasn't been that long since I have last seen the students. Statistics-wise, Japanese high school students attend school an average of 243 days a year, compared to 180 in America, but I know for a fact that "my" students come to school much more often than the average Japanese student since there are all kinds of "extra" classes in order to cram all the more knowledge into those students' brains to help them prepare for their university entrance exams. (These classes are "optional" but more than 90% of students attend these.) Then, in the remaining three weeks that were actually class-free, most of the students still came to school every day to practice their club activity, whatever that may be.

Before I get ahead of myself, I should probably give you a little more background information on my main school. (I actually teach at two schools here in Japan, but I will save the other one for a later post.) The name of my school is "Seiseiko" and if you want to get technical, "koko" means high school, so it should actually be "Seisei Koko" but that sounds kind of funny. It is actually the oldest in Kumamoto City, and one of the most prestigious. Everyone knows the name... so much so that when I am asked by any Japanese person (and this happens quite often) where I teach, I am greeted by utter awe when I answer. "Ehhhhhh! Your students must be very smart! "

It is true that the students I teach are very intelligent. It is a VERY academic high school. Students who attend Seiseiko have to pass a pretty rigorous exam just to get in, and it's very competitive. (Quite different from American high schools, because in Japan, it's all about getting into the right high school in order to get into the right university, at which point, they're pretty much set for life.) Needless to say, it's a LOT of pressure for a 15 year old. (The picture here is of the "unveiling" of the list of the 420 students who passed the exam and will be admitted to Seiseiko... as parents and teachers wait with their then-junior high school students. Tears abound, of both joy and defeat.)

My students' ability in speaking English is pretty high (for Japan, at least, where the focus is very much on reading and writing, not speaking.) In that respect, I am very lucky because I can speak at a pretty "natural" speed (which IS slow for me, of course, since most of you know how fast I can speak sometimes... though I also use very clear and simplified English) and students can understand most of what I say. My friends who teach at other high schools are very jealous of the fact that I can carry on "normal" conversations with my students.

In actuality, a good number of these students are going to be doctors and lawyers and teachers someday... the future leaders of Japan. I hardly feel qualified to be teaching them... But right now, I am their teacher and teachers are definitely respected here. It's kind of a nice change... and being bowed at, even outside of school, is really a nice feeling, too... I'll admit!

Seiseiko's students are also quite "active," as in, they seem to have adopted the "work hard, play hard" attitude. I think that about 80% of students are involved in some type of club (sports, music, art, or otherwise.) And they definitely take their clubs seriously, since they are really only involved in one. (Very different attitude from Americans, who value "well-roundedness," the Japanese think it is better to focus on just one skill and really hone it.) I know for a fact that the Boys Baseball team at my school practices something outrageous, like from 7am to 7pm on the weekends, when they are not in class and when they don't have games. That might be the reasons why they fall asleep in class sometimes! (I try not to take it too personally, given the circumstances...)

The stereotypes you might have about high schools in Japan are probably all true, especially at my high school. Yes, the students wear uniforms. Yes, they study ALL the time. They even have classes on Saturdays sometimes (although fortunately, I don't have to come to school then.) The students at my high school even have extra classes in the EARLY morning (at, like, 7:00) and after school (until 5 or 6 at night.) They're not allowed to wear make-up, color their hair, or have their ears pierced (although some of them do; they just hide it well.) They have their uniforms checked as they're coming into the front gate of school every morning. It's a pretty intense three years for the students (which explains why most Japanese students really live it up when they're in university!) If it sounds like a pretty strict and demanding school, you are right. It's pretty intense, for both students AND teachers.

It's also a HUGE school (at least to me, who graduated in a high school class of 19) with more than 1200 students. Japanese high schools have only three "grades" (compared to four in American high schools) but there are ten classes in each grade at Seiseiko, and a whopping 42 students in each class. I remember being shocked at first... How was I supposed to teach a CONVERSATION CLASS with 42 students?! The good thing is that I don't teach alone; we have what is known as "team-teaching," so there are always two teachers (the "native" English teacher and a Japanese English teacher) in the classroom at a time. It makes it a little more manageable. We just do a lot of group and pair work, so students actually get a chance to speak.

In the JET Program (Japan Exchange & Teaching, which is the program I'm here on) my job title is ALT (assistant language teacher.) Acronyms aside, I can tell you that those of us who teach at Senior High Schools are usually not the assistants. We prepare all the lesson plans and pretty much lead the class, with the Japanese English teacher translating and explaining grammar points where is necessary. We also make the tests, particularly listening. We are unofficially in charge of our school's English club, which meets at least one night after school a week. We mark exams and compositions, we help train students for speech contests, university interviews, and anything else that might involve our "expertise" in English.


I'll be honest... I had kind of a hard time when I first came to this school two years ago. I'd never been in such a rigid enviornment before. I certainly didn't have the "superstar welcome mat" rolled out for me, like a lot of ALTs do when they first arrive. In fact, most of the teachers hardly had time to talk to me because they're so busy. (Fortunately, I've since gained a better understanding of things and have come to realize that just about any new teacher who comes to this school has a hard time adjusting at first, even if they're Japanese and used to this education system.) The majority of the teachers at the school are older MEN, who dress every day in a full suit and tie. I sometimes feel very conscious about what to wear to school... meaning nothing that will "stand out" too much or be too "casual"; no bright colors, shirts without collars, capris, or anything showing too much skin (low-cut, short, tight, or remotely "sexy"... after all, I do teach high school boys!) As it is, I think I may be the only teacher on staff who colors their hair. They think it's natural, so I'll just let them believe that. :)

I guess the students have it easy, in a way, since they don't have to decide what to wear in the morning. They actually have two different types of uniforms; Summer and Winter. Seiseiko's girls summer uniforms are a gray sailor suit style (as shown.) The boys wear a white short-sleeved button down shirt with the school emblem on it with black pants as their summer uniforms. Actually, I don't think the students mind wearing uniforms, since they can show their "individuality" in other ways; namely their hairstyles or through their club activity, since it's certainly part of their "identity."

So that's my my main school, where I spend four out of five days a week. Overall, no matter how stressful it is at times, I also have to say that it's also quite an honor to be a part of. Sorry this has turned into such a long post, and it's only part of what I want to say about my school... but since it's where I spend most of my time, it's kind of like the rice in my Bento, so to speak!